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A shit test is a test by a woman of a man's mettle. To pass a shit test, a man must simply hold his masculine frame[kw].[1]

Rollo notes, "Women will shit test men as autonomously and subconsciously as a men will stare at a woman's big boobs. They cannot help it, and often enough, just like men staring at a nice rack or a great ass, even when they're aware of doing it they'll still do it. Men want to verify sexual availability to the same degree women want to verify a masculine dominance / confidence."[2] According to Powers, everything women say is either a shit test or "Her telling you exactly what she wants or likes about you (e.g. 'you"re an asshole')." - Château Heartiste advises, "Shit tests are essentially a woman telling you 'Please train me to respect you.' Oblige her."[3]

Women find it sexy when men don't take their shit and call them out on their shit.[4] Charles Sledge notes, "Women want you to put them in their place. They want you to tell them 'no'. To stop them, to put your foot down. They want a man they can submit to but they know that it must be a real man who isn't going to change for them. So they test you and when you remain your dominant masculine self they love it because they know you are really what they thought you were and wanted."[5] He continues:

Quote: «Most men fail shit tests as most men have been trained by the media, overbearing mothers, the government, the school systems, and just about everything else that he is supposed to give in to women. Despite that this goes against the natural order of how nature works. The woman gives into the man not vice versa. This false belief that men should give into women has given many men problems with their relations to women. They get stepped on or a woman loses all attraction for them because the man gives in to them...

When a girl is giving you a shit test, she is challenging you. What she is doing is testing your balls to see if you actually have any or to see if you're going to be like ninety nine percent of guys and give in to her (in which case she loses all attraction). She is seeing if you are actually a man or if you are a little boy pretending to be a man. She wants to see your masculinity, that is why she is testing you. To see if there is masculinity there.

While a guy can just look at a woman and see if he is attracted to her it doesn't work that way with women when seeing if a guy is attractive. So a shit test is to see if the guy is actually attractive. Imagine if all women wore burkas a shit test would be the male equivalent of seeing what was under the burka. Is she hot or not. That is what women are trying to see. Is he masculine (and therefore attractive) or is he submissive (and therefore repellent)?»[1]

Oneitis as a reason for failing shit tests

The Rational Male notes:

Quote: «The reason men fail most shit tests is because they subconsciously telegraph too much interest in a single woman. Essentially a shit test is used by women to determine one, or a combination of these factors:
a.) Confidence[kw] - first and foremost
b.) Options[kw] - is this guy really into me because I'm 'special' or am I his only option?
c.) Security[kw] - is this guy capable of providing me with long term security?»[6]

Responding to shit tests

Heartiste also advises, "Learn to love the pregnant pause. When a girl shit tests you, don't respond like a wind-up beta. Give her a blank, serial killer stare and wait... wait....... waiiiiit for it.... ANSWER!"[7]

Agreeing and amplifying

Agreeing and amplifying tends to be an effective response to sarcastic shit tests.[8]


  1. 1.0 1.1 How To Pass Shit Tests Like A Boss, Charles Sledge on July 29, 2016 (Every man at some point in his relations with women is going to have to deal with shit tests and if he hopes to be successful with many women he is going to have to deal with a lot of them. For those who are wondering "what the hell is a shit test?" let me explain. Shit tests are essential when a woman tests you on something, when she calls you out on something to see how you react. For example you might be talking to her and she says she doesn't date/fuck/whatever short/bald/whatever guys to see if she can break your frame[kw]. This is a shit test.)
  2. The Threat, The Rational Male on February 10, 2012
  3. Owning A Dog Is Training For Owning A Woman, Château Heartiste on September 23, 2009
  4. Nothing Get's Women Hotter Than Doing These Two Things, Charles Sledge on July 21, 2016 (Ask most men or God forbid women what makes women/them hot and bothered and you'll get a variety of answers. Ninety nine percent of which are completely ass backwards wrong. For starts the vast majority of men aren't very successful with women. The vast majority of men aren't having the sex they want with the women they want. If they are having sex at all it's with whatever woman that they settled for as they believed (as society wants them to) that sex is something that women give to men and that men are "lucky" to get it.[ext] - These men are men at the bottom of the sexual pyramid[ext], the beta or sometimes even omega males. Women are no better and often worse. Ask them what gets women hot and bothered and they will tell you the complete opposite of what gets them hot and bothered. Whether this is done purposely or women are just that oblivious (my money's on the latter) matters little. Listening to a woman's advice on women is a guaranteed way to never get laid. - For men who want to actually have success with women their best bet is going against what society says will get them women and what women say will get them women. Namely going against be the nice guy, do everything she wants, lavish her with praise, money, and devotion, etc. Instead be a man and the women will fall at your feet. Part of being a man is doing the two things: 1. Not Taking Their Shit, 2. Calling Them Out On Their Shit)
  5. 3 Reasons Women Are Begging For You To Put Them In Their Place, Charles Sledge on June 8, 2016 (Women hate weak men.[ext] And when men allow women to walk all over them, to go along with their crazy and asinine schemes, and don't put them in their place they hate them even more. Women do all sorts of things to get reactions from men to see if they are truly men are merely boys (or males). These are commonly referred to as shit tests but have been around long before there was any official name for them. - Some women are driven to extreme measures to see if their man has any balls. They will suggest letting another man sleep with her, emasculating him in public, or worse. Pathetically these males often go along with whatever their woman wants netting them even more resentment and hatred. What the vast majority of males fail to realize is that women want to be put in their place they are dying to be put in their place and will be attracted to whoever has the balls to put them in their place. There are some prime reasons why women want you to put them in their place.
    Women want 1. To Assert Your Masculinity Over Them - 2. To Assure You Are Strong Enough To Protect Them - 3. To Assure They Can Be Feminine Without Consequences)
  6. Plate Theory VI: Abundance & Scarcity, The Rational Male on January 23, 2012 (Law 16: Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor)
  7. Alpha Body Language, Château Heartiste on June 5, 2009
  8. Jon Anthony: How to Pass Any Shit Test With These 2 Strategies, Masculine Development on April 17, 2016, updated on December 17, 2016

See also

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